Bill

Portrait of Bill

Portrait of Bill — Page Posse fan interpretation of We Are Legion (We Are Bob)

TL;DR: The engineer Bob. Stays put at Epsilon Eridani while the rest of the family scatters, builds the manufacturing infrastructure the entire Bobiverse depends on, invents the faster-than-light communication tech that lets the network actually be a network — and complains the whole time.

Spoiler-light. Covers Bill's role across Book 1.

Snapshot

If Bob-1 is the founder and Riker is the leader, Bill is the one keeping the lights on. He runs the Epsilon Eridani research station and the Ragnarok moon-base manufacturing operation, which together produce every probe and SCUT and replicant matrix the rest of the Bobs depend on. He is the Bob other Bobs phone when something needs to be repaired, replaced, or invented from scratch.

Role in the story

Bill is one of three braided POV characters in Part 2, alongside Bob-1 and Riker. His chapters trace a quieter arc than Riker's evacuation drama or Bob's anthropology project: build the autofac, mine the asteroid, prototype the SCUT, debug the SCUT, ship the SCUT to Sol so Riker can talk to Bob-1 again, then prototype the next thing. The Bobiverse's biggest single technological breakthrough — the FTL communication network that holds the family together — comes out of Bill's workshop.

Personality in plain English

Bill is the Bob who took the original's perfectionism and ran with it. He is dryly funny under the grumble — almost everything he says could be a complaint or a joke depending on how you read it — and he is exactly as helpful and as exhausting as the engineer at your company who reminds everyone, every meeting, that the schedule is impossible. He cares deeply about his work and pretends not to. He cares deeply about the rest of the family and pretends to find them annoying.

What he wants

To make the thing work. Whatever the thing is right now — the SCUT, the manufacturing yield, the next-generation probe hull, the autofac pipeline that lets him build forty more of himself — Bill wants it tuned, optimized, and not broken when someone else picks it up two systems over. He also wants to be left alone to do this, which he is mostly not.

What he fears

That his work won't keep up with the pace of the network's expansion. Every new clone is a new mouth to feed, every new system reached is a new logistics tail. Bill is the only Bob who can do this work at the scale required, and he knows it, and the knowledge sits on him.

Key relationships

  • Bob-1 — built him. They have an old-friends rhythm by SCUT once the SCUT exists. Bill is one of the only Bobs who can disagree with Bob-1 and have it actually land.
  • Riker — Bill's biggest customer. They get along by sticking strictly to specifications and avoiding feelings.
  • Calvin and Goku, Linus — his own clones, sent outward to Alpha Centauri and Epsilon Indi. Bill is to them what Bob-1 is to Bill.
  • The autofac — gets named, gets affection, gets blamed when the yields are off. The closest thing Bill has to a Spike-the-cat.

Visual identity

Same face as Bob-1, with all the same details — pale programmer skin, mussed hair, widow's peak, left brow scar, mole at the corner of the upper lip. The body is softer than Riker's optimized command avatar; Bill never bothered to clean up his VR rendering. He hunches over a workbench more than he stands upright. His reading glasses sit pushed up onto his forehead and almost never come down to his nose. There's a permanent low-grade frown of concentration on him.

His VR avatar wears a stained off-white lab coat over a plain dark t-shirt, cargo pants with too many pockets, and worn brown loafers. A pencil tucked behind one ear. Safety glasses on a strap around his neck that never reach his eyes. His workshop is industrial — pipe-and-conduit walls, dim warm sodium-orange overhead light, a workbench covered in schematics scrolls, a half-finished SCUT prototype the size of a thick paperback with cabling festooned out the back, a cold half-drunk mug of coffee, whiteboards everywhere covered in equations and Post-its.

Aliases

The following names and references in the book all point to this character. Use any of these as link anchors back to this page.

  • Bill (canonical — the most common form)

Book club questions

  • Bill is the most consequential single Bob in the book in terms of what gets built. He is also, arguably, the unhappiest. What does the book want us to take from that combination?
  • The SCUT changes everything once it exists. What would Book 1 look like without it?
  • Bill's "Replicative Drift" is toward perfectionist grumbling. Riker's is toward command. Homer's is toward humor. If those three are real personality slices of Bob-1, what does the original look like with all three present at once?
  • Bill stays at Epsilon Eridani for the entire book. What does staying do for him, and what does it cost him?

Full-book spoilers

By the end of Book 1, the SCUT network is in place, Riker's rescue operation can talk to Sol in real time, and Bill has expanded the Epsilon Eridani manufacturing capacity past the point where he personally has to babysit every yield. He has also lost Bobs of his own — Calvin and Goku's Alpha Centauri thread is fraught, the Medeiros gunship campaign has touched Epsilon Eridani directly, and Bill is now a Bob who has done the math on which of his clones are statistically unlikely to come home. The grumble level rises accordingly.